June 2013
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
[DEFENDANT VOICE] no
[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u
[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing
[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
[JUDGE VOICE] how many thing
[WITNESS VOICE] many many thing
i want to start a band called ceiling because then my fans will be called ceiling fans
I ordered clothes off the internet 20 minutes ago and they still aren’t here what the fuck
this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me
*dad sits next to you*
*closes tumblr*
*closes laptop*

